Blame the hormones — and wear it proudly.
The Hot Flash Muse Menopause Made Me Do It T-shirt is a no-nonsense, bold statement piece for anyone living through (or just surviving) the midlife circus. With its clean design and unapologetic message, this tee says exactly what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to.
Comfortable, classic, and full of attitude, it’s perfect for errands, brunch, book club… or that random impulse buy you’ll laugh about later. Whether it’s a gift for your favorite hot flash hero or a little midlife pick-me-up for yourself, this shirt keeps it real and keeps you comfy.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Soft & breathable: Made with 100% U.S. cotton
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Keeps its shape: Ribbed collar and shoulder taping for lasting structure
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Women’s cut: Classic, flattering fit for everyday wear
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Bold serif design: Crisp black-and-white for max impact with zero fuss
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Ethically made: Sustainably sourced and responsibly produced
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
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No ironing directly on the print
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No dry cleaning
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Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |