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Menopause Mama. Retro Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
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Menopause Mama. Retro Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

$31.67 USD

For the woman who owns her heat — and her humor.

The Hot Flash Muse Menopause Mama T-shirt is your go-to uniform for navigating midlife madness in style. With its bold retro-inspired design and effortless vibe, this tee lets the world know you’re handling menopause like a boss — with grit, grace, and a whole lot of laughs.

Whether you’re conquering your day, hitting the farmer’s market, or just lounging through a hot flash in cool cotton, this comfy unisex tee delivers on both attitude and comfort. It’s perfect for yourself or as a cheeky, empowering gift for the fabulous midlife muses in your life. Because nothing says “I’ve got this” like a great T-shirt (and maybe a chilled glass of rosé).

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Durable & flattering: Shoulder taping adds strength and keeps its shape.

  • Ethically made: Crafted with 100% U.S. cotton, sustainably sourced.

  • Comfort that lasts: Ribbed collar stays true, even after washing.

  • Vibrant print-ready fabric: Perfect for the bold Menopause Mama design.

  • Unisex fit: Easy, relaxed, and wearable for everyone.

Care Instructions:

 

  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

  • No dry cleaning, no ironing directly on the print.

  • Use non-chlorine bleach if needed.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50