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For the woman who owns her heat — and her humor.
The Hot Flash Muse Menopause Mama T-shirt is your go-to uniform for navigating midlife madness in style. With its bold retro-inspired design and effortless vibe, this tee lets the world know you’re handling menopause like a boss — with grit, grace, and a whole lot of laughs.
Whether you’re conquering your day, hitting the farmer’s market, or just lounging through a hot flash in cool cotton, this comfy unisex tee delivers on both attitude and comfort. It’s perfect for yourself or as a cheeky, empowering gift for the fabulous midlife muses in your life. Because nothing says “I’ve got this” like a great T-shirt (and maybe a chilled glass of rosé).
Why You’ll Love It:
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Durable & flattering: Shoulder taping adds strength and keeps its shape. 
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Ethically made: Crafted with 100% U.S. cotton, sustainably sourced. 
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Comfort that lasts: Ribbed collar stays true, even after washing. 
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Vibrant print-ready fabric: Perfect for the bold Menopause Mama design. 
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Unisex fit: Easy, relaxed, and wearable for everyone. 
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. 
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No dry cleaning, no ironing directly on the print. 
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Use non-chlorine bleach if needed. 
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 | 
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 | 
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 
 
   
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
 
  
  
