Thinning Hair. Short Temper. Full Wine Glass. Poster Matte Wall Art

This matte vertical poster brings humor and honesty to life stages with bold, vintage-inspired typography and a cheeky message: “Welcome to menopause — Thinning hair. Short temper. Full wine glass. Pour accordingly.” The rich navy background and warm mustard-and-rust lettering pop thanks to museum-grade giclée printing on archival matte paper, preserving color and detail without glare. Designed for indoor walls, it fits kitchens, home bars, bathrooms, or cozy nooks where a wink and a laugh are welcome. It reads like a shared joke among friends — a candid, unapologetic nod to midlife changes that sparks smiles and starts conversations.

Product features
- Museum-grade archival paper resists yellowing for long-term display.
- Giclée printing delivers bright, fade-resistant color and fine detail.
- Matte finish reduces glare while keeping colors rich.
- Available in 46 sizes to suit various wall spaces (±1/16" tolerance).
- Indoor use; paper weights: 175–189 g/m² depending on fulfillment partner.

Care instructions
- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from USA (Sensaria), United Kingdom (Prodigi), and Japan (Printify Choice), For adults

Care instructions: If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.