Because sometimes the best way to sum up midlife is with a wink and a mic drop.
The Hot Flash Muse “One Word: Hormones. Two Words: Extra Dry” T-shirt is for women who know that humor is the ultimate coping mechanism. With its clean, bold typography and cheeky message, this tee makes hot flashes, night sweats, and hormonal chaos feel a little less… sweaty.
Perfect for brunch or fanning yourself through a heat wave, this shirt is as comfortable as it is hilarious. Wear it for yourself or gift it to your favorite midlife muse who knows the struggle — and laughs through it anyway.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Soft & breathable: Made with 100% U.S. cotton
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Keeps its shape: Ribbed collar and shoulder taping for lasting structure
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Women’s cut: Classic, flattering fit for everyday wear
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Bold serif design: Crisp black-and-white for max impact with zero fuss
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Ethically made: Sustainably sourced and responsibly produced
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
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No ironing directly on the print
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No dry cleaning
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Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |